slutmogs:

Are you threatening me with violence

wwayvs:

some of you were never sold to one direction to pay for your mom’s debt and it shows

leninluvr1999:

me:

Sims 4 toddler cc:

arsenicarose:

chlobat:

tarasmaclay:

dark hozier take me to hell

Chaotic neutral hozier take me to lunch

forfawkssake:

myterribletwenties:

myterribletwenties:

dylanolinski:

pale-unic0rn:

larrystylinson-stuff:

larrysbellybutton:

gomezwantsmullerinhisbed:

dylanolinski:

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

sometimes it just ends up being something like

ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

Please stop reblogging this post

This post made my water break

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

WHAT

eliteknightcats:

if you guys are ever lonely out on the road just imagine me running alongside the window of your car, effortlessly dodging obstacles

anarcho-kaibaism:

hot-chubbies-with-cheese:

jerryterry:

vodka-zamolodchikova:

me: [accidentally closes a chrome window with 50+ tabs]

my laptop, gently weeping: oh my god………… oh ym hgod thank you so much……….. thank y

Me, realizing my mistake, reopening Chrome and preparing to mash ctrl+shift+T to bring them all back one by one:

My computer:

my computer watching me click the “Restore” option for all of my tabs after shutting down unnaturally:

You should all be detained ASAP

lgbtlaughs:

tumblr: hey we flagged some of your posts :) just ask us to review them if you think we’re wrong :) no we won’t link you directly to the post we’ve flagged :)

me, who has been running this blog for 9 years: 

claymationnightmare:

ilovemusicalyy:

This is genuinely too adorable